New human tooth implant fossil discovered

Credit WILLIAM BURROUGHS / ILLEGAL MUSEUM OF BEYOND, RHYL/ SCIENCE PHOTO LIBRARY

Caption

This fossil was illicitly removed from a scheduled paleolandfill site by archaeopunk gardeners. It was forcibly recovered by the proper authorities and is currently going through the IMoB fossil prep lab. It appears to show a fragment of the mass dumping of a primitive communication system of human tooth implants, which became redundant with the move to the full bioprosthetic technologies that we see today.